Horny Anyone?

That person you see with her hand up jumping up and down...that's me. I'm home, so of course, I told my husband. He made some comment about really wanting to have a drink with me before having sex and went off to pour a glass of wine. That was 30 minutes ago. He hasn't been back yet. There's no way I can get any from anyone else tonight. I'm way too horny to self-serve. It would only frustrate me more. So, I guess I'll just go to bed...good night.